Posted by Christopher on November 26 2008
Yeah, Clickbank's payment system is down AGAIN. Seems like it can't go a few days with going down. Will Clickbank report a problem? No! No there are no problems with Clickbank. "Check your links" they say.
I've made it clear that
Posted by Christopher on November 30 2008
It's like clockwork. Every 5 fuckin' days it goes down. Lick my balls....
Posted by Christopher on December 08 2008
I was reading this and thought that it was quite a well thought out theory on Clickbank problems. The problems seem to be very intermittent and seem to effect people differently, which seems to reflect my experiences with it. People could be having record...
Posted by Christopher on December 11 2008
No, that isn't a ranking of how good Clickbank is. If it was, Clickbank would be 1 out of 7.
I just picked up on a pattern that I've been experiencing for months now. I just can't believe I picked up on it now.
I only get conversions on 3 days of of...
Posted by Christopher on December 25 2008
Yes, Clickbank is trying to dig their grave and I'm actually quite surprised at how fast they're working to dig it. Like man, I think someone might of put some meth in the water supply at Clickbank. Damn.
Well, apparently the high percentage of credit ...
Posted by Christopher on December 26 2008
The Clickbank, site and servers completely went down for a few hours this morning. Everything was offline, so none of your hop links were working, sales were not processed.
Clickbank has yet to report this major outage on their status page....
Posted by Christopher on January 07 2009
Yes, Clickbank was done today, so you probably lost out on some great sales. Congrats. If there is any positive from this, CB actually reported that the system was done. Could CB trying to rectify their pitiful communication with affiliates? Time will tel...
Posted by Christopher on January 16 2009
Looks like CB has turned off the taps, yet again. The apes in charge are too busy pealing bananas than running a business. I'm on a nice three day drought, back to the good ole' shit of the 4th quarter 2008 Clickbank.
Morons....
Posted by Christopher on January 23 2009
Clickbank's hop system is experiencing a major outage that is dragging into its second day now. I'd like to think the reason it is happening is that they read my email and are d...
Posted by Christopher on January 27 2009
There has been reports by publishers saying that the payment pages have been not loading. Sporadically at times and sometimes not at all. I suppose that explains why my sales are non existent today.
This message has been brought to you by Clickbank. "C...
Posted by Christopher on February 05 2009
This morning I just sent a Complaint Email where I felt obligated to rip CB a new one and there site is down now (intermittently of course). lol. I wrote a complaint last...
Posted by Christopher on February 06 2009
Don't blame Clickbank because it's your fault!!!!!...
Posted by Christopher on February 09 2009
When Clickbank is experiencing major problems at the end of the week, they don't stay on the weekend to fix it. They'll just let the whole weekend crap out, because they rock!...
Posted by Christopher on February 06 2009
Just tried to log in a few minutes ago and got this sexy looking page...
I took the time to check my hoplinks to make that side of things was working. Hoplinks go through and it appears the t...
Posted by Christopher on February 10 2009
Oh hi there.
I couldn't help but notice that zeros seem to be still creeping into my account.
I sent an email in on Friday complaining. Within a few hours of the complaint, your website went down intermittently for around the next few days. I also s...
Posted by Christopher on February 23 2009
Fuck sakes. It seems like the only way for me to get sales with Clickbank doesn't come from hardwork. It seems like the more I piss and moan, bitch and complain and send pissy emails to them, the more my sales go through. Last pay period was great. I had ...
Posted by Christopher on February 25 2009
Nothing has changed since my email was sent in on Monday, so I thought it was important to continue ripping into them.
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This is a complaint. So recognize it as such.
Take a look at my account. I had a good pay period, and zero pay period. Not ON...
Posted by Christopher on March 02 2009
Another amazing email begging Clickbank to run a for profit business and try to make some money.
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Hi,
I feel the need to write again, instead of waiting to see how Monday shapes up. Waiting and giving you guys the benefit of the doubt seems to ...
Posted by Christopher on March 03 2009
Hello,
Another day, another zero. Oh wait, that's not how the saying goes. It's supposed to be another day, another dollar.
But that doesn't seem to be the case with Clickbank.
I sent you an email yesterday complaining about my account and you di...
Posted by Christopher on March 03 2009
Clickbank decided to write back to me and gave me the patronizing 411.
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Hello Christopher,
There is nothing to fix in your account because it is not broken. If you are not currently finding success, you may wish to consider altering your adve...
Posted by Christopher on March 06 2009
Yet another email....
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Hi,
This is a complaint, AGAIN. This is the third complaint I've sent this week. Congrats.
I have a problem with my account. You guys seem to want to play semantics and come up with bizarre definitions of what "prob...
Posted by Christopher on March 11 2009
Oh God. I almost shit myself when I saw this email come in. For some reason Clickbank replied to this email I sent on February 5th.
Here's what she said... (Oh yeah, P...
Posted by Christopher on March 13 2009
There has been a lot of vocal talk about how bad clickbank is sucking it up. People are really starting to come out against CB and there are a lot of big posters there too.
Posted by Christopher on March 22 2009
Worse Sales Week since December
What do you know, my sales are shitty with Clickbank too. They're always shitty. This month has been a complete collapse of CB. You know why I know it's...
Posted by Christopher on March 24 2009
It seems like Clickbank doesn't care anymore because there CB index continues to decline and they keep fuckin' over the affiliates they so desperately need. Hopefully this will help add to those people
Posted by Christopher on April 10 2009
Oh man. I just looked at the CB index. lol
lollololololololol
That crash deserves some lyrics.
You've got your ball,
You've got your chain
Tied to me tight, tie me up again.
Who'...
Posted by Christopher on April 24 2009
Guess what! My sales get turned off and turned on right at the time a pay period changes... Don't you find that odd? See pay period changed on Wednesday and my sales appear to be off again.
If I was a "Clickbank Apologist" I would have to say something...
Posted by Christopher on May 14 2009
After getting 16 consecutive days of zeros (a new record), a blistering tell off email (containing cursing) to Clickbank my sales have been turned on. They've been on for 2 days now... let's see how long this lasts.
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