Clickbank Sucks

Yet another email....

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Hi,

This is a complaint, AGAIN. This is the third complaint I've sent this week. Congrats.

I have a problem with my account. You guys seem to want to play semantics and come up with bizarre definitions of what "problem" is, so let me save you some time.

My problem is that there is no MONEY coming in my account. I don't care about your payment processor, or your fraud software, or if a midget broke in the front door and smashed all the servers. All I care about is MONEY.

MONEY MONEY MONEY.

I'm sick of looking at ZEROS. UNNATURAL ZEROS!

Your stance is that there is no problem. I say bullshit.

Saturday, Sunday and Monday. All zeros.
Tuesday I get two sales in a period of 7 hours. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday No sales.

I brought this up because that 7 hours of sales started when I got a reply back from you guys stating there is no problem. Do you think I enjoy being patronized and condescended to?

I brought up a very important point with Lyz when she felt the need to patronizingly tell me there are no problems.

I can prove that your payment process or fraud software or whatever you constitute "the problem", is flawed and messed up.

You know how I can? It's called STATISTICS AND PROBABILITY. Probability isn't a word, it is something that can be proven mathematically.

Are you familiar with the SEC (Security and Exchange Commission)? That is the regulatory body that looks over investment firms and banks. Do you know how they determine fraudulent investing and ponzi schemes? That's right. Statistics and probability. They look at the returns and check probability of that happening with the market. When it becomes so improbable, they know they have a fraud going on.

So if we look at the example I gave above about no sales on Sat, Sun and Mon. Sales on Tuesday for 7 hrs and None on Wed, Thur and Fri. What is the statistical probability that I would experience these conditions and magically receive sales around the time you reply back and tell me there are no problems? I'll leave you to do the math since it'll be a good exercise on reality.

Let's look at more of my account. I asked Lyz to do the statistical analysis for these things and prove to me that the system that makes up Clickbank (whatever that shall be) is working.

If we look at the pay period ending Feb 18th. You can see it on my account. That was a good week. The new pay period starts and I get a week of zeros. Please calculate the statistical probability of that happening.

Maybe you could explain the statistical probability between me sending these pissy emails complaining and the fact that sales just magically start right after you reply to them.

I am SICK OF BEING LIED TOO. I'm ALSO SICK OF ZEROS. What do I have to do to pump REALITY into the brains of the people at Clickbank? That's what I'd truly like to know.

To get back to my main point, I want to see money in my account. I'm sick of seeing zeros that you guys put into my account. I can prove that remember? All you guys have is your rhetoric and unfortunately that makes you as transparent as a brick wall.

Please fix the problem and if you need the definition of "problem", I defined it early in this rant.

Thanks,
Chris