How to Increase Clickbank Sales in 3 Steps!

Posted by Christopher on March 26 2009

I felt a really big need to make a post like this considering the extremely odd abundance of sales I've been getting lately. Clickbank is definitely an enigma, but an enigma producing sales at a rate of 1:50.

Step 1: Do Absolutely No Work For Clickbank In Months

This is the most important lesson I've learned. Intelligence tells us that if you want to make more money with something, you just need to invest more time at it. Work harder as they would say. Clickbank is a business that exists in Bizarro world where everything is opposite.

That means don't make any landing pages. That means don't write any articles. That means don't drive any traffic. That means don't build any links. That's the key to success.

Step 2: Send The Vast Majority of Your Traffic to CB's Competitors

So I packed up a huge portion of my traffic and I decided to send it to CB's competitors. I decided to send them there, even though they were targeted for other products, but what am I going to do. Be a sucker and send it to CB and not make sales?

Step 3: Open up a Website to Bitch and Complain about CB

If you're looking for an example, this site is one. Feel the need to call Clickbank scammers and filthy bullshit liars. Write them complaint emails and post it on your website!

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You may be think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not. This is exactly what I did to increase sales with Clickbank. Yes, my sales WENT THE FUCK UP. THEY'RE UP.

Take a look at the CB index...



See, when the cb index goes down, my sales sky rocket. Sales just come out my ass when they CB index goes down. It plays into the whole Bizzaro world opposite thing I mentioned above. I'm sure when CB's index goes back up, my account will go straight zeros.

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Comments:

Dan @ March 27 2009

Man, those stats are bizarro for sure. These things don't happen in a reality where statistics behave normally. I really think something beyond strange is going on at Clickbank. Like maybe all the hops are crossed and we're getting sales for other people's sales, and they're getting sales for ours or something. Or maybe Clickbank is turning off all their computers each night to save power and that's why people can't complete sales on their sites and they get error messages. Or maybe Clickbank is trying to make some money breeding gerbils and the gerbils get out at night and mess with the machines. 'Cause it's sure BROKE. I feel like we're watching something kind of historic, like we're spectators at a massive implosion, observing a formerly respected business just completely obliterate itself on purpose without ONCE warning ANY of its business partners (we affiliates and publishers) that there are any problems. Will Clickbank's CEO's soon be keeping company with Bernie Madoff? Seems like it's very possible.

Christopher @ March 28 2009

All I can do is apply logical thinking to this. There is a problem with their payment system. It's either old, it's turning down good transactions or it's having intermittent outages due to high loads. Whatever it is, one of two things will happen. 1. You fix it. 2. You don't fix it. Fixing it is the smart, profitable thing to do. Not fixing it is stupid, or you're in the position not to fix it (ie: broke). Clickbank grew to be the power house business of ebooks, so I doubt they're stupid. That only leaves broke.