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Clickbank Thinks Affiliates Are Delusional

That's right, Clickbank thinks that affiliates are just delusional for thinking that sales are down. The secret is that we are all making lots of extra money.

Jennifer V.P. Operations

we have had people contact us directly, and we have researched for potential problems on our side in depth. We can not find a systemwide problem anywhere. In fact, many of the people that have contacted us about a decrease in conversions or in sales, once we have researched it, have actually not had a decrease in their average -- or in some cases, their average has gone up during the time they state they have noticed a decline.

Did you hear that? Your sales are probably going up. Just look at your stats.



Does that look like your Clickbank account? Well, you're obviously delusional because if you see zeros, you're wrong. You're making more money than ever before.

Remember, according to Clickbank, if you notice that your sales are going down - you're wrong. So when you see less money in your bank account, you're just imagining things. Remember, Clickbank said it, so it has to be true.

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