Another Cordial Email to Clickbank
Hello,
Another day, another zero. Oh wait, that's not how the saying goes. It's supposed to be another day, another dollar.
But that doesn't seem to be the case with Clickbank.
I sent you an email yesterday complaining about my account and you didn't fix it. I guess it got lost, so I'm here emailing you again.
I complained last week, and the week before that and the week before that and the week before that. You guys seem to have a severe problem getting things to work for an EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. I'm not interested in making sales for three days and going back to zeros. I'm interested in making sales everyday, of every week of every month of every year.
You do realize that I have a thing called bills. They're due every single month. I need to pay them with money. They don't accept Clickbank zeros. I wish they did because I'd be rich.
Just fix it. Is that really so much to ask? I just want to make money. I can't make money if my account is forbidden from making money.
Just fix it.
I bet there are people in that CB office of yours wondering why your BBB grade is a D.
It's a D for Disgrace.
Just fix the damn problem. Don't email me back because I don't need to hear your crap. The only language I speak is "money". When I see money, I'm happy. When I don't see money, I'm pissed off.
Cordially Yours,
Chris