A short email to Clickbank
Oh hi there.
I couldn't help but notice that zeros seem to be still creeping into my account.
I sent an email in on Friday complaining. Within a few hours of the complaint, your website went down intermittently for around the next few days. I also see that the CB Index went down too to correlate with this problem.
Of course you guys would never report an outage because that's what a "good" business would do, but I digress.
It's starting to become a real chore having to email you guys every few days. Is it really necessary for me to reiterate the "facts of reality"? You know that thing called "bills", that you pay with "money". When sales don't go through, you can't pay "bills". And it creates this whole economic problem of "survival".
Can you please fix the damn problem?
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock. That's the money you're losing by trashing your own business by allowing this behavior to continue.
Do not reply to this email. Just fix the problem.
Chris
Edit: Sale 32 minutes after email sent.