Clickbank Sucks

Fuck sakes. It seems like the only way for me to get sales with Clickbank doesn't come from hardwork. It seems like the more I piss and moan, bitch and complain and send pissy emails to them, the more my sales go through. Last pay period was great. I had a decent week. New pay period starts and I get a zero, and another zero and another zero and another zero and another zero.

Fuckin' clowns.

Another one of my piss emails to Clickbank...

Hi,

I'm growing more and more pissed off. Why these problems continue to subsist is beyond me.

Take a look at my account. Do you see how I had a decent week, than the new pay period started and I get zeros?

I knew I should of emailed you guys on Friday because this retarded crap persisted over the weekend.

Why don't you just fix the damn problem for good? Why does this have to continue to persist month after month after month. This is disgrace. I have to send you emails complaining to get my sales to go through.

What's great about these zeros is that I'll never get the sales that are owed to me. Zeros work great for me. They pay the bills too.

Fix the god damn problem. Don't reply to this email because I don't want to hear your inane explanations.

Chris